Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...