Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...