50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
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A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...