Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...