The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....