Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...