Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
A golf blooded reptile!
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Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...