What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...