Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...