Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...