Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...