Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...