Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...