Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...