When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...