Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...