Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...