Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...