Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...