Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...