Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...