What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
chameleon’s motto
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A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Why study Economics?
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I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.