Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
He had his own frog horn!
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Valentines for the Ex!
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I’ve got the lumber
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Anniversary Gift
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Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Whatever you want it to be
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A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...