A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...