Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...