Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...