Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...