I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.