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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...