Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...