5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...