The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...