Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...