Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...