Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...