The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...