Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...