Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.