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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Early shopping trip.
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spit on my beer
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
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The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
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How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
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