Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...