Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...