Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...