Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...