What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...