A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Make me an uncle!
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If Cray made toasters…
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Ouch
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Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Marriage quotes 03
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Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...