Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wart’s new!
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A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
In a perfect world…
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An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...