Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...