A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...