Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...