Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...