Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...