Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!