Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...