Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...