What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...