A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...