Elephant
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The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Men Are Like Noodles
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Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!